Thank you so much for making my first camping trip of the season so memorable. I don't think there's any one part of your influence that I can specifically point out, every bit of you was that sexy. From the 24 hours of downpour that caused the flooding that forced us to re-route on the drive home, to the multiple reported tornado landings all around us, even to the random pitters of hail, and to the way we drank ourselves stupid in our tents because you wouldn't let us out. It certainly was hot the way you kept coming at us wave after wave.

Though we shall likely never meet again, I thank you, for I will never forget this weekend I spent with you.

From your drenched and besotted admirer.

• Location: kickapoo valley reserve
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